>tfw you will never come home to find your girlfriend filled with juice and weeping in terror, her skin tight and blue
>tfw you will never spend the night squeezing the juice out of her body while she is torn between embarassment and orgasm
>tfw she will never admit, violet from shame, that it was intended as a pleasant surprise for you afterwards
>tfw you will never be comforting her, wiping juice running down her cheeks, kissing her sweet lips
Life is pain.